review on sad princess for Apple devices…

Defeat everyone with your depression, Princess Clover!!!

 

Well here is another review of a game, but this time from another phone…

I am going to admit I won’t have my android phone anymore, but that doesn’t stop me!!

 

Anyways…Clover (YOU) starts her day off by getting a love letter from a prince, (oddly enough, I don’t remember his name) only to find out in a tea party that he gave the same letter to your friends. When you and your friends go storm his castle, you find him…getting whipped by Queen S. of the Fatty Kingdom. Then she escapes from you on her dragon along with the prince back to her kingdom.  So you go off in pursuit of them and fight off boars, wolves, dragons, orcs, bees, slimes,  the crazed-match girl named Rose, until you face off with the Queen herself. The only strange power you have is being in a state of depression where your attacks and range double…( Thus the name of your kingdom is Sad Kingdom) which is the only way to deal a huge amount of to the Queen.

In the end you beat up the queen and take your lover with you to death… Kinda funny when you saw Clover’s attitude crack.

Overall…. three and a half ♥ (Hearts)

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